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☻Do they have a coffee break at the tea factory ?
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☻What do the military do in a civil war ?
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☻What do sheep count when they want to sleep ?
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☻What whish would stars make when they saw falling people.
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☻Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
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☻If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous –can a fax be ?
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☻What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?…You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!
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☻When do you know you are overweight? …. When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.
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☻Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time….. Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.
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Im a nobody.. nobody is perfect.. therefore IM PERFECT!!!
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My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too…
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A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about you, yet still manages to like you anyway.
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º"Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don’t say."
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"Your best friends are going to hurt you every once in a while, you must forgive them for that."
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If u say RUN! i’ll ask HOW FAR? if u say JUMP! i’ll ask HOW HIGH? if u say SWIM! i’ll ask HOW DEEP? but if you say GO! i’ll say NO!, I’ll stay with u. 4eva friend!
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if u feel like needing someone ‘n theres a hundred steps between us. U can take only one step to GeT NEaR Me AnD I’ll TaKe ALL. ThE 99 StEpS To Be ThErE FoR U
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DoN’T WaLk BeHiNd Me I’M AfRaId I CoUlD NoT LeAD. DoN’t WaLk In FrOnT Of Me. I’m AfRaId I CoUld NoT FoLLoW. WaLK BeSiDe Me And Be My FrIeNd ForEvEr
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You are the sun in my day, the wind in my sky, the waves in my ocean, and the beat in my heart
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Rains fall, winds blow, the sun shines… it all comes naturally, just like loving you
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Aku ingin mencintaimu dengan sederhana Dengan kata yang tak sempat diucapkan kayu kepada api yang menjadikannya abu,
dengan isyarat yang tak sempat disampaikan awan kepada hujan yang menjadikannya tiada.
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Musim Terindah adalah ….
Ketika kau nyalakan pagi dengan senyummu
Ketika kau payungi siang dengan sapamu
Ketika kau tutup malam dengan belai manjamu
I luv u…
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Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme, I will love you until the end of time…
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Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever
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Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: "noh ss!w !". it didn’t make much sense until i read it upside down…
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MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??
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Pls remind me 2 remind u about remindin me to send u dis reminder oh dat reminds me can u remind me wot the reminder was ive forgot!
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if u notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing!!!
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Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control
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A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye
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English teacher: Who can make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green?
Smart Student: When the yellow morning sun comes, I see the beautiful girl wearing a pink dress walking through the green grass.
Naughty Student: I heard the telephone ringing, green…green…, then I pinked up the receiver and said, "Yellow, who’s speaking there?
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